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1 00:00:01,410 --> 00:00:07,750 [Cool Cat] Wow! Look at this cool urban feel! This is how I wanna start my music video! 2 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:15,280 [Death Grips] To get all of the above in a limited amount of time, I can do this and 3 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:21,040 it's done, Like that we're on our way, Be it acid on the tongue, Cocaine in your brain, 4 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:28,320 Or some weed that hits your lungs, Like a runaway train, Hell yeah, from DMT to MDMA, 5 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:32,800 Got all that shit and more, So 'til dawn we're okay, but anyway 6 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:40,480 [Cool Cat] Wow! That was fun! I hope the kids love it! 7 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:44,239 [Mama Cat] I bet the kids will boogee to that song! 8 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:48,160 [Derek] Hey, it was cool, Cool Cat. [Cool Cat] I didn't know you guys were standing 9 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:53,180 there! And thanks! *laughs* [Mama Cat] And you'd better get ready, Cool 10 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:58,540 Cat, it's almost time for the Hollywood Parade! [Cool Cat] That's right! It is time to pick 11 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:07,280 up the Cool Cat convertible! Yeeeyyeyeyeeeeyay! [Derek] Have fun, son, all right!

1 00:00:00,789 --> 00:00:04,910 [YMS] So I just saw Mad Max: Fury Road and it was a lot of fun. If I were rating this 2 00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:09,090 movie based on how much fun I had I'd be giving it a nine out of ten. But alas, I rate movies 3 00:00:09,090 --> 00:00:12,889 based on what I feel the quality of the film is, so no I'm not docking points because I 4 00:00:12,889 --> 00:00:16,880 had fun watching it, I just genuinely feel as though the movie's a fun seven out of ten. 5 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:20,700 There were a lot of aspects of the film that were genuinely impressive, the cinematography 6 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:25,480 was pretty great, the computer generated imagery was used sparingly, there were some parts 7 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:29,320 that didn't feel visually quite real but for the most part it wasn't enough to take anybody 8 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:33,720 out of the movie, and most of all it was just fucking fun! It was like if Death Race 3 wasn't 9 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,880 a massive piece of shit. I'm not going to complain that there wasn't really much to 10 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,840 the story, because anybody can tell that the movie wasn't really trying to be heavily story 11 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:45,110 driven. In all honesty if a movie is going for the cool and fun factor I'd rather have 12 00:00:45,110 --> 00:00:48,620 it be like this one where it doesn't spend an eternity dicking around in between the 13 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:53,120 cool and fun scenes. In Mad Max: Fury Road the story was just enough so that the cool 14 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:57,810 and fun scenes didn't feel stupid and pointless. I like how over-the-top and ridiculous it 15 00:00:57,810 --> 00:01:01,530 was and I wouldn't want the movie to be any other way. In fact I hope the next movie goes 16 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:05,500 even further. Believe it or not I was reminded of Army of Darkness during the fight scene 17 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:08,780 with the chain and the struggle for the gun. There are a few things that irked me about 18 00:01:08,780 --> 00:01:12,120 the presentation of the movie but they were fairly minimal. There were a few of those 19 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:15,900 family flashback hallucination shots that were a little cheesy, and yeah I know we're 20 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:18,790 talking about the same movie where there's a dude on top of the car playing electric 21 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:22,620 guitar riding to his fucking death, but I think it's important to differentiate between 22 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:26,520 cheese during something fun and cool, and cheese during something that's supposed to 23 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:30,310 be dramatic and serious; as someone that does a lot of editing there were a few things that 24 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:33,979 were distracting and took me out of the film for a bit. When slow footage is sped up to 25 00:01:33,979 --> 00:01:38,409 make it look fast some people just see slow footage sped up to make it look fast. Trust 26 00:01:38,409 --> 00:01:42,610 me it happens more times in this movie than you think. During some of the dialogue, characters 27 00:01:42,610 --> 00:01:46,630 were basically whispering to each other, but they're inside a giant moving vehicle, and 28 00:01:46,630 --> 00:01:50,500 there's no shortage of earblasting engine sounds during scenes where we see the exterior 29 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:54,310 of the vehicles, but during the serious talk time in the vehicles the volume of the engine 30 00:01:54,310 --> 00:01:57,970 is turned down so low in post that literally that's all I can think about anymore: 31 00:01:57,970 --> 00:02:03,049 [Clip] I was born there. [Clip] Why'd you leave? 32 00:02:03,049 --> 00:02:15,680 [Clip] I didn't. I was taken as a child. Stolen. [YMS] It doesn't destroy the movie, all I'm 33 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:20,069 saying is that when something's in the environment that's so unironically unnatural, it is a 34 00:02:20,069 --> 00:02:23,799 little distracting. And keeping consistant with what I said earlier, remember that these 35 00:02:23,799 --> 00:02:28,169 serious talk scenes are supposed to be serious, meaning that distractions like those wouldn't 36 00:02:28,169 --> 00:02:32,480 be as much of an issue if they were during the cool and fun scenes. I had the exact same 37 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:36,260 issue in any movie where the characters are in a supposedly loud club but they don't have 38 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:40,129 to talk over the music. The worst example I can think of would be from an indie movie 39 00:02:40,129 --> 00:02:43,729 called A Midsummer Night's Rave: [Clip] I know how thirsty aspiring DJ's can 40 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:52,760 get. [Clip] Thank you [inaudible] 41 00:02:54,660 --> 00:02:58,359 [YMS] The best example I could think of would be from David Fincher's The Social Network: 42 00:02:58,359 --> 00:03:00,169 [Clip] You ever think about that girl? [Clip] What girl? 43 00:03:00,169 --> 00:03:05,480 [Clip] The girl from high school who was with the lacrosse thing. 44 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,749 [Clip] No. [YMS] When a director has that much forethought to 45 00:03:08,749 --> 00:03:14,109 get the actors to shout in a silent room before the audio is added in in post production, it impresses 46 00:03:14,109 --> 00:03:18,069 me enough to be giving the movie extra points. And remember that a perfect ten rating is 47 00:03:18,069 --> 00:03:22,400 not a default that only goes lower if you find issues with the movie, a default rating 48 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:26,849 for me is five out of ten and then any achievements that a film has to offer bring it higher. 49 00:03:26,849 --> 00:03:30,609 And I've gotta say I was impressed by what the film had to offer. Having seen the first 50 00:03:30,609 --> 00:03:35,510 two Mad Max a long time ago, this one was a lot more entertaining. If there's one thing 51 00:03:35,510 --> 00:03:39,519 I remember about those older ones, it's that they had a much slower pace. That and the 52 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:44,430 villains were comically homosexual. Should society get enraged over the sexual orientation 53 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:48,970 or gender of the villains or heroes? No. I honestly wish I could have watched Mad Max: 54 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:53,370 Fury Road without all of those clickbait websites making a big fuss over the character's genders, 55 00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:57,109 because to me this movie had nothing to do with gender issues at all. You could have 56 00:03:57,109 --> 00:04:00,969 swapped the genders of literally every character except the pregnant one and I wouldn't have 57 00:04:00,969 --> 00:04:05,319 felt any different about the movie. Having a specific gender or sexual orientation being 58 00:04:05,319 --> 00:04:09,109 portrayed in a positive or negative light in a film might affect me more if it was, 59 00:04:09,109 --> 00:04:13,719 hm, I don't know, not set in a post-apocalyptic fantasy world where everyone including the 60 00:04:13,719 --> 00:04:18,500 main character has lost their fucking minds? A group of men or a group of women or a group 61 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:22,820 of gay people should not be taken as an accurate reflection of society. They're just these 62 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:27,330 things called "characters", and while it is possible that George Miller wrote this screenplay 63 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:31,730 with the explicit intent of painting certain genders in certain lights, at no point did 64 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:35,690 it feel forced and out of place. Why don't we just view people as human beings again? 65 00:04:35,690 --> 00:04:39,280 Oh right, it's because anger sells and the one way to get everybody arguing at each other 66 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:43,530 over something is to turn it into a gender issue, I forgot. And yes the clickbait websites 67 00:04:43,530 --> 00:04:47,430 are just as guilty as the idiot they were quoting, who by the way never actually saw 68 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:51,650 the movie before writing it. You realise you can find people saying stupid shit about anything 69 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:55,340 on the Internet, and that by putting them on a pedestal you're essentially generating 70 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:59,410 the controversy yourselves? Doesn't matter, money. Gender debates are the new big thing 71 00:04:59,410 --> 00:05:02,970 right now, so we'll jump on literally any opportunity to get you fired up about them 72 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:06,990 so you'll share the link and give us money. When I have criticisms to make about a film, 73 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:11,650 I try to keep my criticisms in line with filmmaking and presentation. Have we forgotten how to 74 00:05:11,650 --> 00:05:15,400 do that? Anyway, forgive me for making that last part of my review moreso a review on 75 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:19,690 other peoples' reviews; overall I really liked Mad Max. I think that seven out of ten is 76 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:23,670 a reasonable rating to give it. Who knows, I might even bump it up to an eight the next 77 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:27,320 time I see it. If you watched the trailer and think that looks like a lot of fun, then you'll 78 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:31,630 probably have a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. It was like an amusement park ride. It 79 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:37,460 was like riding the fun coaster in fun land. It was a hot fun sundae. Fun fun, fun fun 80 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:44,670 fun fun fun. It was fun. Mad Max: Fun Road: fun out of ten. Fun fun fun, fun fun! Fun 81 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:51,710 fun fun fun fun. Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! 82 00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:59,230 Subtitles by Steven Smith (blha303/suudo) 83 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,000 mark ;_; 84 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:08,500 wtf laugh

1 00:00:00,789 --> 00:00:04,170 [YMS] Okay, fun's over. So if you're one of those people like me who saw the trailer and thought 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:07,500 "Hm, that's weird, it kinda looks like a piece of shit" but still wanted to see the movie 3 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:11,280 just because it's Darren Aronofsky, all the while hoping the trailer was just a way to 4 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,589 trick the religious crowd into seeing the movie, and that secretly there was a movie 5 00:00:14,589 --> 00:00:18,149 worth watching that wasn't the same garbage you've already seen a million times before, 6 00:00:18,149 --> 00:00:21,970 well, wonder no more because the movie was slightly worse than the trailer. I mean, you're 7 00:00:21,970 --> 00:00:25,980 already working with a flawed story to begin with; what happened to the kangaroos? Where 8 00:00:25,980 --> 00:00:30,660 do black people come from? And despite them making a lot of changes to the original story, 9 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:35,120 it didn't really do them any good. Like, why is the grandfather a wizard? Anthony Hopkins 10 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:38,960 had magical powers and I had first assumed that they were kinda like God powers, like 11 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:43,290 God loves him so much that every time he really wants to do something God's just allowing 12 00:00:43,290 --> 00:00:46,740 it and just doing a little magic trick for him. At one point he puts a child to sleep 13 00:00:46,740 --> 00:00:51,070 by blowing on his face, possibly the funniest point in the whole movie, then later he touches 14 00:00:51,070 --> 00:00:55,670 Emma Watson's previously infertile belly, making her instantly able to have children 15 00:00:55,670 --> 00:00:59,430 and also extremely horny. Like she was in the middle of looking for somebody but she 16 00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:03,350 completely fucking dropped that and decided to have sex with her boyfriend, and then later 17 00:01:03,350 --> 00:01:08,080 in the movie when Noah finds out he gets super fucking pissed. No, not because they had sex, 18 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:12,970 but because she is no longer infertile. He's like "God made you infertile, so now that 19 00:01:12,970 --> 00:01:16,530 you're fertile, then you're going against God." I don't really feel bad about spoiling 20 00:01:16,530 --> 00:01:20,400 this movie cos it's a giant piece of shit, but here's my spoiler alert anyway. Giving 21 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:25,360 you like two more seconds, go, God. He gets so pissed off that she's having children that 22 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:30,240 he vows to murder the child as soon as it's born, but only if it's a girl, and they really 23 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:34,380 really did not do a good job of explaining why that's the case. "You're going against 24 00:01:34,380 --> 00:01:38,750 God by having children because you were previously infertile, now I gotta murder your child, 25 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:42,380 but if it's a boy I don't really care." So does that mean the grandfather's a wizard 26 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:46,280 whose magic operates completely independent of God? Because there's no way that he could 27 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:50,290 possibly believe that it was against God's will if God was the one doing the magic from 28 00:01:50,290 --> 00:01:55,220 grandfather anyway. This movie does not make any fucking sense. There were a couple things 29 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:59,630 that I did enjoy about the movie. There are some really cool timelapse scenes that I enjoyed, 30 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:03,560 and during one of them Clint Mansell did a fantastic job with the score, but this movie 31 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:08,030 has way too much weighing it down. Like, during the last timelapse scene in the movie for 32 00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:13,049 whatever reason it decided to show evolution, like it showed the typical fish-to-lizard-out-of-the-ocean 33 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:16,450 etcetera, and then as soon as it hit primates it just stopped. Like, sorry we're not allowed 34 00:02:16,450 --> 00:02:20,749 to show you any further. And that scene served no purpose so I have no clue why he decided 35 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:24,499 to put that in the movie, because aren't you then alienating the people that might actually 36 00:02:24,499 --> 00:02:29,239 enjoy the movie? Like who the fuck is this movie even for? They also included giant rock 37 00:02:29,239 --> 00:02:33,719 creatures that helped Noah build the ark. Oookay. Most of the conflict in the movie 38 00:02:33,719 --> 00:02:38,459 was not only extremely forced but easily preventable. Like all of a sudden somebody's angry and 39 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:42,419 it's really difficult to understand why. Not only that but the threat of the main villain 40 00:02:42,419 --> 00:02:47,150 and his army wouldn't even fucking exist if Noah flat-out just didn't fucking tell him 41 00:02:47,150 --> 00:02:50,799 that the flood was going to happen. The guy thought you were building a fortress and you 42 00:02:50,799 --> 00:02:54,639 told him "No, it's a boat, this is the flood and I'm gonna be the one that lives and not 43 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:58,049 you, nyah nyah." Hey Noah you fucking hypocrite, what's that you're flipping your shit over, 44 00:02:58,049 --> 00:03:02,199 doing shit against God's will, oh my god, God didn't intend that. So Emma Watson's not 45 00:03:02,199 --> 00:03:06,239 allowed to use the grandfather wizard powers so she can become fertile and have children, 46 00:03:06,239 --> 00:03:09,489 and maybe y'know repopulate the entire fucking planet through incest like you're supposed 47 00:03:09,489 --> 00:03:12,760 to, but you see no issue with warning the head honcho of bad guys that there's going 48 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,939 to be a fucking great flood? Did God tell you to do that? Cos God had the opportunity to tell 49 00:03:16,939 --> 00:03:20,779 him too and you know what, he fucking didn't. How the fuck did the bad guy get in the ship? 50 00:03:20,779 --> 00:03:24,439 Like there was just a quick shot of him falling into it but I don't know where the fuck that 51 00:03:24,439 --> 00:03:29,219 was. So you've got Mr Stereotype Bad Guy on the ship and Noah's son helps him survive, 52 00:03:29,219 --> 00:03:32,730 and they're still on the ship about nine months later, because Emma Watson winds up giving 53 00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:36,839 birth on the ship before the end of it, and holy shit she does not act like the baby weighs 54 00:03:36,839 --> 00:03:40,629 anything at all. Seriously it's like she had a fucking balloon under her shirt. So the 55 00:03:40,629 --> 00:03:45,199 bad guy picks a really convenient day to strike, they have a shitty close shot fight scene, 56 00:03:45,199 --> 00:03:49,120 and this whole time this guy's like "I'm not afraid of miracles, haha, fuck you God," like 57 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:53,189 clearly this guy does not understand how miracles work; and wow, the boat conveniently crashes 58 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:57,489 in a way that turns out to be in Noah's favour. Thanks for the miracle, God. I mean it would 59 00:03:57,489 --> 00:04:01,180 have been extremely easy for him to die when he was climbing into the boat in the first 60 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:05,040 place, but let's just pretend that this God character not only rigs the outcome, but is 61 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:10,219 also extremely concerned about making a stereotypical narrative. Like why would I kill him when 62 00:04:10,219 --> 00:04:13,919 it makes the most sense if they don't get to have a fight scene by the end of it? There 63 00:04:13,919 --> 00:04:17,920 was nothing exceptional about this movie and quite a lot of it was pretty fucking bad. 64 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:22,110 Like holy shit those font choices were terrible. It's like if someone did a low-budget parody 65 00:04:22,110 --> 00:04:26,710 of Lord of the Rings. All of the CG was pretty fucking unconvincing; like yeah obviously 66 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:30,650 all of the animals are going to be CG, but why did you feel the need to computer animate 67 00:04:30,650 --> 00:04:35,010 the fucking baby? "Oh no, I feel so scared for this computer animated baby right now." 68 00:04:35,010 --> 00:04:38,230 Literally he goes up to her to kill it and then he's like "Changed my mind, it's cute." 69 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:42,090 And then later Emma Watson's talking about it nonchalantly like "You know what, God trusted 70 00:04:42,090 --> 00:04:46,350 you with the choice to do it, and it wasn't something that he expected you to do, he just 71 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:49,470 wanted you to make the choice." Well that's a nice way to put it, maybe you should have 72 00:04:49,470 --> 00:04:53,560 had this conversation with him at some point in the nine fucking months before your child 73 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,610 was born. And there's a scene near the beginning when Noah's talking to the rock dude, it keeps 74 00:04:57,610 --> 00:05:01,340 cutting back and forth from the rock dude's face to Noah's, but every time it cuts back 75 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:05,650 to Noah it's closer to his face, but instead of putting the camera closer or even using 76 00:05:05,650 --> 00:05:09,830 the zoom on the lens, they decided to go the easy way and just use fucking digital post 77 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:13,590 production zoom. Like they seriously fucking cropped it. And each time it cuts back to 78 00:05:13,590 --> 00:05:17,500 his face you see more and more pixels. Like what the fuck, aren't you supposed to be a 79 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:21,130 professional? Well it was at least exciting to see the outcome of what this movie would 80 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:24,860 be, but about five minutes into the movie when I was absolutely sure, all of a sudden 81 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:29,370 the idea of finishing the movie seemed like kind of a chore, and a chore it was. Yes, 82 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:33,130 parts of the movie were so bad that they were hilarious, Anthony Hopkins putting that kid 83 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:36,860 to sleep by blowing on his face will be funny to me for quite some time, but it's just not 84 00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:40,580 worth it to sit through the whole movie just to laugh at a couple points. The majority 85 00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:43,670 of the dialogue could have been replaced by random gibberish and it would have had just 86 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:47,970 as much purpose in the film. For whatever reason Aronofsky just decided to make a really 87 00:05:47,970 --> 00:05:52,070 shitty movie, and sadly it's probably going to be his most financially successful movie 88 00:05:52,070 --> 00:05:55,800 yet. Anyway, if you trust me on anything, trust me when I say you do not need to see 89 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,420 this movie. This one's getting a five out of ten. 90 00:05:58,420 --> 00:06:13,340 Subtitles by Steven Smith (blha303/suudo)

1 00:00:00,190 --> 00:00:03,760 [YMS] Hey guys, some of you may have already noticed NotProductive is postponed until November 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,859 10th, however I said my review would be available for you guys to watch on November 2nd, so 3 00:00:07,859 --> 00:00:12,009 what am I doing? I'm saying fuck the release date, you guys can watch the review on November 4 00:00:12,009 --> 00:00:17,610 2nd anyway because I fucking care. So click the link down below, click the link on my 5 00:00:17,610 --> 00:00:21,720 face, click the link wherever you want. Spread the word, share it if you like it, yada yada. 6 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:25,900 And believe me, I know some of you have your reservations about me being on the whole 7 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:30,260 NotProductive site to begin with, and some of you think it's doomed to fail, and if it does fail so 8 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:34,199 what, I'll still be making reviews. The upside to me being on the site is that I'll try to 9 00:00:34,199 --> 00:00:38,769 be having a more consistant schedule by doing it biweekly, so in two weeks time from now 10 00:00:38,769 --> 00:00:44,699 part 2 will be available on NotProductive and *Skype alert sound* part 1 will be available 11 00:00:44,699 --> 00:00:48,149 on Youtube. That was my Skype, not yours, don't even check. So if you guys like the 12 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:52,260 idea of me releasing frequent content and if you like the idea of me being able to put 13 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:56,870 more time towards my content, and hopefully, y'know, run some ads on it through Blip TV 14 00:00:56,870 --> 00:01:01,620 because Youtube won't let me (thanks Youtube,) then try your darndest to make this successful, 15 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:05,390 if only for me, and if you don't like anything else on the site then just watch my videos 16 00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:08,400 there. But I do encourage you to check out some of the other content creators on the 17 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,300 website once it's up, maybe you'll like something. Remember, if you're helping this website then 18 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:17,550 you're helping me. If it is a success, then maybe I can put a dent in these fucking hospital 19 00:01:17,550 --> 00:01:21,190 bills that turned out to be much more expensive than I originally thought. 20 00:01:21,190 --> 00:01:24,330 (sarcastic) USA! USA! (normal) Anyway, I love you guys, thank you 21 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:28,000 for being so patient with me on this, I've been having to be patient too, and I hope 22 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:33,060 you enjoy part 1 of this almost an hour long review, it took me a very long time to make 23 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:34,039 and I hope you like it.