Uses ==== Text to speech (OSX) -------------------- while true; do msg=$(curl -sk http://compliment.b303.me); echo "$msg"; say "$msg" -v "Samantha"; done Text to speech (Linux) ---------------------- while true; do msg=$(curl -sk http://compliment.b303.me); echo "$msg" | espeak; echo "$msg"; done Text to speech (Windows) (untested) ----------------------------------- Uses [ptts](http://jampal.sourceforge.net/ptts.html) and [curl](http://curl.haxx.se/download.html) :top curl http://compliment.b303.me -O compliment.txt SET /p MSG=